Conversations

Sam: I didn't like him.
Katie: Why not?
Sam: Because he kept bugging me and his breath smelled like lemon.
Katie: Oh. What does Mommy's breath smell like?
Sam: Flowers.
Katie: Oh! Thanks! What does Daddy's breath smell like?
Sam: Tomatoes.
Katie: Cool. Wait, do tomatoes smell good or bad?
Sam: Bad.
Zach: What does Charlotte's breath smell like?
Sam: Flowers, too.
Zach: What does Sam's breath smell like?
Ben: Garbage.
Zach: What does Ben's breath smell like?
Sam: Food from yesterday that didn't get put in the fridge.

Ben: The dragon skull of America... from the 1820s!

Ben: Hello Miss Lu!
Sam: No, Miss Lu is her secret identity! She's Super Baby!

Ben: Mom, you're funny.
Katie: I'm funny?
Ben: Ya. Kinda. Not a lot.

While making a "potion" in the backyard:
Ben: Yes! Yes! Ha, ha! I'm an evil genius!

After Zach said that he wouldn't make sweet popcorn for us:
Sam: I think if I fight him so much he'll change his mind!
Then Sam ran and started pretend punching and kicking Zach and he said he would make the sweet popcorn. I think we've taught him a valuable lesson.

While watching the show Mythbusters:
Sam: Now we know how to make a bomb!
Katie: Why would we want to make a bomb?
Sam: To defend our house maybe?

After I made a joke that the boys laughed at:
Zach: Mommy's funny, huh?
Sam: Ya, but that's her only funny joke.

While eating a golden delicious apple:
Ben: The name is right; these are delicious!

While I was saying the good night prayer Sam leaned over and whispered this to me:
Sam: Mom, don't make it too long.