Katie: A vin in the vargant?
Sam: Uh-huh!
Katie: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know. Mom, sometimes when you say something you don't know what it means.
(looking at a picture of a lady doing a crazy yoga position)
Katie: Wow! That's crazy!
Sam: No, that's awesome.
(When Sam was sharing bubble gum with Ben)
Ben: What?!? Pink?!?
Sam: Ya, that's the only color they come in. Just chew it and it tastes yummy. But after a while they don't taste yummy.
(While building with legos)
Ben: Mom, I'm gonna build something that blows your mind!
(While at the store)
Sam: Can we get that?
Me: Huh?
Sam: Can we get that?
Me: Umm... well...
Sam: Oh, Mom, another thing... Can we get that?
Zach: Uh-oh, someone left a bunch of candy on the floor. I'm gonna eat it. Munch, munch, munch!
Sam: Ah! Ben, go and save my candy!
Ben: No way. Go and save your own candy.
(While drawing)
Zach: How Should the zombie's mouth be?
Sam: It's open all the time, cause they say, "aaaaaahhh..."
Ben: Ya, zombies say "ahhh" all the time.
(After Zach said he was leaving to have fun at school)
Sam: Umm... Dad, you're a grown up now, and you're married. You don't have any school now. Well, no school where you have fun.
(About a little boy Sam was playing with at the playground)
Katie: How old was he?
Sam: Well, he was pretty little. He didn't speak human yet.
Sam: Mom, you'd better pull your pants up.
Katie: Why? Can you see my bum?
Sam: No, I can see half your underwear.
(About Charlotte)
Sam: She's like the best sister I ever had!
