Ben: (in bed) Sam, are you asleep? Because I was talking and saying things to you and you didn't answer, so are you asleep? (pause) You're asleep!!
In the midst of some elaborate imaginative play Sam knelt down and said
Sam: Heavenly Father - Can you please help me so the world won't explode? Please!? Jesus? Please!? (and then after a few more minutes playing) Can you please help me so I don't die neither? - Or my brother?
While playing together
Ben: I need to use the bathroom! (runs to the bathroom)
Sam: Do you need to poop or pee?
Ben: Pee, so it won't take very long.
Ben: Mom, I thought I was gonna grow brown hair.
Me: Oh, really? What color hair do you have?
Ben: Golden. I didn't want golden hair, I wanted brown hair!
Zach recorded the following conversation and sent it to me
I heard Sam crying and saw Ben glowering. Sam said, "Ben slammed my eye." It looked red and a little puffy. Ben said, "Sam hit me first." I said, "Time out for both of you." After trying to explain to Ben that hurting people who hurt us first isn't good, I asked Sam if he hurt Ben first. Sam said, through his tears, "We were trying to see who was the toughest." I left the room before laughing.
5 comments:
poor boys. having time outs for seeing who was toughest,.. life is rough. :( hahahaha.
priceless, priceless. really, the more i read, the more i want to meet them. can we arrange that somehow please, even if it involves arranging a lottery win for one of us? glad you're alive.
Haha! I seriously love these posts. Ella says funny things, but there is only one of her - you have TWO babies to say funny things! I love it :) These make me happy!
i just spent the last couple hours reading to my mom about all the funny things your boys have said and done. she almost died laughing =) you guys are just too cute.
Thanks for the laughs. I miss my nephews!-and you and Zach, of course
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